30th – Carousel. You know, like in Logans Run. Young Jenny Agutter, diaphanous material, 60s design, flashing lights etc. No immolation at the end though, just a steady decline.
42nd – Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. The host spends the evening insulting all the guests in alphabetical order.
2001st – A Space Odyssey. The celebrant sits in a strange white room. Everyone says it’s the best party ever but they don’t enjoy themselves that much.
That is all.
And then Neil said:
9th: You turn into Bruce Willis, and find that Brad Pitt is messing with your mind.
1984th: Your party consists of rats chewing on your face until you are finally forced to admit 1+1=3.
And then Dan said:2010th – A Space Odyssey 2. This time, you don’t even pretend to like it. As monoliths collapse Jupiter, you wonder what the new solar system is going to be like. And then you fall asleep, because you thought the whole experience would benefit from copious amounts of beer and weed. You pitiful fool.
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