Amanda and James’s new website: Here it is. If (A) you’re single and have friends or (B) you have single friends, then this is the site for you!
Once more, here it is.
Ballardian consumer riots are so hot right now! Of course consumer riots are nothing new, as long ago as the 1980’s fat women in the US were crushing the skulls of toddlers to get their hands on ‘Cabbage Patch’ dolls, but those riots allways had a edge of trailer trash desperation/entertainment about them. Now, the more middle class the product the better, and that’s HOT! HOT! HOT! What’s more, these young profesional riots aren’t restricted to decadant Western states, now middle eatern monarchies are getting in on the act too!
Reports say the new showrooms have 200% more space than the old stores.
In case you were wondering where the midpoint between Television Center and Middle Temple was, here’s the locus…
