Don’t bother looking at this I’m about to tell you about it. So basically everyone’s like “ooo look it’s a waterfall that says jeep on it. Lets send the link to everyone” ink jet printers do the same thing at about a billion times the speed* and a billion times the accuracy* and you don’t get people sending videos of them ’round do you? No, they just ignore these minor miracles of modern science until someone sends them a video of a big dumb version advertising a big dumb car.

Also, cell phones dirtier than the bottom of your shoe. It’s your desk has more bacteria than a toilet all over again. I don’t care what some stupid piece of media science says I’m not going to start eating my lunch in the toilet and I’m not going to start using my shoe for a phone (or vice-versa). I haven’t been ill for years (except when i ate some sushi and threw up in a hairdressers, long story, ok it’s not, you pretty much know it all already, but that’s what you say isn’t it after you say something else: “I drunk too much and I’m really hung over”, long story no it’s not you just gave me the salient facts now please leave me to read my book, I knew I shouldn’t have acknowledged that I’d seen you on the platform and now I’m trapped with your boring stories for the next 5 stops, remember, head down concentrate on the page)

*may not be a billion, I’m no expert.