At work we get all the papers so I get to see what the Express has on its front page (incidentally, do they still sell this paper in shops? I never see it) which is quite entertaining at the moment as they seem to be making a concerted effort to nab the looniest sections of the Daily Mail’s readership (is it me or is the Daily Mail only read by blonde girls in pink shirts on the district line, actually it probably reflects the kind of people who I tend to notice on tubes, I’ll shut up now). There was a stunning example a couple of weeks back and I was annoyed that I didn’t grap a copy when it was lying there for the taking (too embarasing if I was caught stuffing it in my bag). Luckily someone managed to find an image of it. So with out further ado, here it is…

WOW!
That was pretty amazing wasn’t it.
Asylum seekers, gypsies, Diana, girl in a short skirt, drugs, outrage about ‘them’ banning something!
Well done mr Express front page guy you’ve really outdone yourself, you should probably retire, it’s going to be nigh on impossible to top that.