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Best things - February 2nd, 2006 [ « ] [ » ]

Well, it’s award season so as usuall it’s time for the first annual little things awards. Registered (and soon to be registered) viewers can vote in the comments section, nominate their own favourite things, invent new catagories or question the awarding bodies credentials. The results will be announced here tomorrow. Probably.

Best thing :
Wool
Kissing
Rugs
Sea food

Best foreign thing :
The Millau bridge
Pasta
The Grand Canyon
Kanji syllabary

Best supporting thing :
TV Stand
Legs
Doric Columns
CD Rack

Best thing in a thing :
Motown Chartbusters . Volumes 1 - 6 in my office desk drawer
The Bomp (In The Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)
Cheese in sandwiches
Pigs in space

Best urban thing :
Congestion charge
The success of foxes
Not having to make small talk in shops when all you want is a loaf of bread
No traffic on Oxford street day

Breakthrough thing :
Hammer
Carelessly struck football though the next door neighbours window
Nasa’s Deep Impact probe
The Cascadia Subduction Zone

Special achivement thing :
???

And then Neil said:

Best thing nomination: the moon
Best foreign thing: Niagara falls
Best supporting thing: hat stand
Best thing in a thing: boiled eggs in pork pies
Best urban thing: flyovers
Breakthrough thing: that drill that bored the channel tunnel
New nomination! Lifetime achievement award: Noel Edmonds.

And then lish said:

Best Picture
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pigsy/35021905/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pigsy/33416813/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pigsy/8086746/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pigsy/1714192/

Foreign Language:
French
Carib
Ghurkali
Scouse

oh and:

Best thing in a thing :
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company’s Scotch Eggs
http://www.handmadescotcheggs.co.uk/

And then tom said:

“Best thing in a thing :
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company’s Scotch Eggs”

if you’re nominating a scotch egg I think it should really be in the best thing containing a thing catagory

And then lish said:

like cheese in sandwiches?

And then tom said:

No, cos the cheese (the nominee) is in a sandwich, it’s the thing in a thing, wheras a scotch egg contains an egg, the egg is the thing in a thing. Unless you’re nominating the egg in the scotch egg in which case carry on, or unless you call the egg in a scotch egg a scotch egg aswell in which case how do you differentiate?

And then THE JUDGING COMMITTEE said:

Neither of your suggested Best Picture or Best Foreign Language catagories feature the word thing in them. They have therefore been deemed by THE JUDGING COMMITTEE to be too specific, the nomiations in these ‘catagories’ will be added to the best thing catagory and the best foreign thing catagory as the THE JUDGING COMMITTEE deems appropriate. THE JUDGING COMMITTEE is thinking of including them next year as techinical awards though

:)

And then lish said:

in which case I nominate:

1. the egg in the scotch egg for best thing in a thing
2. the entire scotch egg for best thing containing a thing, and
3. sausagemeat for best supporting actor.

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