For people who live in London and other places where there’s not really enough room to keep a dog but who wish to keep up with the trend of having a dogs head poking out of their handbag this is the solution.

I’ve not worked out the details yet. Will the head be taxidermy or a fluffy toy? I’m not sure, but I think the fundamental idea is sound. Obviously the design can be adapted to bags other than the one in the picture which is kind of an indie girl sports handbag. The more mainstream consumer might like their dogs head stitched onto one of those handbags that looks like a bloated pancreas. As a kind of extra piece of branding genuine Sunnyblue™ dogs head handbags will come with a plastic dog turd inside.

Right I’m off to go bowling now. See you there.