Why are The Fall so consistently great? Is it becasue Mark E Smith looks like a 1970s shop steward? Maybe. On Peel session box set MES slags off Shaun Ryder (sort of) in ‘hey student’, does anyone ever slag of MES? I’m not sure it would be possible to do that and remain credible, for some reason he’s untouchable. Maybe people feel a bit sorry for him. Can they continue without John Peel, maybe they had a faustian pact and now they’ll start to age or something, that’s what it feels like to me (banana). Maybe they were protected by John Peels aura and now people won’t like them because they can’t borrow any of that avuncular media savy and you’re left with a paranoid man in cheap suit (head down when girls pass in the street).
Estonia was nice by the way. Glad we got out on Friday though, the hoards were descending, 150:7 ratio, male:female, arrived on the plane before we high tailed it out of there, I was sat next to an fat , ugly, evil c*nt talking on his mobile (bragging of macdonalds visits & prostitution and complaining that his wife was going to make him do gardening or something over the weekend, sickeningly evil basically). Easy Jet should show Lilja 4-Ever on the flight out there.
Also I’m sure I’ve put on about a stone and a half of weight, primarily comprised of things like elk and salmon and other northern food (couldn’t bring myself to try the bear, I still feel bad about those times in the 18thC and before when we’d make them fight dogs and stuff, as far as I know that never happened to guinea pigs, so even though they’re cute I ate one, take my advice, don’t bother, anyway, that was ages a go in a different country), also, dill is popular. Anyway it’s the bike for me this week (finished Norell and Strange the other day, so no excuses) thanks for once again confirming my decision to avoid the inferno, though the roads can be just as bad sometimes at least you feel like you can control your destiny to some extent even if you can’t, I could cycle somewhere that isn’t the office today, though of course i never do.
And then lish said:
“also, dill is popular” made me think of Smoove B.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25868
And then nick talbot said:“At this point, I will unthaw a deluxe bag of jumbo shrimp for you to sample as the appetizer.
There will also be cocktail sauce. “
Dude, you gotta watch out for that Elk sausage. I had an imported Estonian Elk Sausage from Lidl which I left half-eaten in the fridge at Toybox Studios. Three months later Ali phoned me up and asked if I wanted it back. Apparently it was still perfectly edible.
And then tom said:I’d be more inclined to blame Lidl than the Elk in that case. I once drank a load of beer from Lidl in Handforth and that made me really ill for days, though I admit it wasn’t a double blind test with someone else drinking equivalent quantites of non Lidl sourced beer.
And then Dan said:We used to go to Lidl in Barcelona, but only because someone (who will remain nameless here) wanted to save money by buying shit food (it wasn’t Rachel, by the way). I had never heard of Lidl before. Their products were wretched.
Then I returned to Andover, and found out that they had infiltrated the UK.
How I wept.
And then Neil said:I think your idea about MES starting to age after the death of John Peel is a frightening one- is it possible to look any more like a wizened little gargoyle than he does already?
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