TFLs daily peversions of language:

I waited 45 minutes for a train this morning.

Apparently it was “delayed due to late running”. Late running, that’s not a reason, that’s just a description of what a delay is.

Also after listing literally every London Underground line (except DLR) they still insisted on saying that “there is a good service on all other London Underground lines”. As if the service is ever good anyway. Grrrr.